Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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