People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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