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say what?
wanna hang out?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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