Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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