...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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