either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Randomize
