we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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