i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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