is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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