If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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