i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
