I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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