im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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