It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I want her autograph on my taint
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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