You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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