this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
This is classic penis vs brain.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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