yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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