So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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