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guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head

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(207): View more from Maine

things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed

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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey

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ugh yes i love our date nights

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(253): View more from Washington

Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?

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(727): View more from Florida

Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.

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(801): View more from Utah

He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.

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(620): View more from Kansas

Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo

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