its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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