Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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