This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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