yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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