Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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