She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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