would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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