I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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