i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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