I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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