She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
