i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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