Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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