David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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