Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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