plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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Did I show you my penis last night?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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