I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
MIDGETS
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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