Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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