Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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