when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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