i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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