Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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