You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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