4 words: hood of his car
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We’re leaving where are you
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