Fine. I'll sleep in my office
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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