So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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