The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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