Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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