Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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