it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
