Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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