We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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