i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
