i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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