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• (858): View more from California

  i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...

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• (626): View more from California

  How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.

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  Wait. Someome brought slutcake?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  foreskin is a definite game changer

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.

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• (650): View more from California

  That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!

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