My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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