im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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